1. The sentences are long-winded and rambling.
2. It would be semi-autobiographical.
3. The love interest would be my dream guy.
4. The sidekick would be my dream best friend.
5. There would be no parents interfering.
6. The plot might be slightly bizarre, à la Roald Dahl’s short stories.
7. Love would be one of the central themes.
8. There would be no physical violence, but maybe verbal.
9. Cussing is freely used when appropriate.
10. The ending would be happy!
Tagging: anybody who feels like doing it!