The Lord of the Rings, á la Bridget Jones’s prose

Read these hilarious satires of The Lord of the Rings, written in a Bridget Jones-ish style. Source: my e-mail inbox. The wonders of forward! 🙂

The Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey

The Very Secret Diary of Saruman the White

The Very Secret Diary of Gollum

The Very Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins

The Very Secret Diary of Samwise Gamgee

The Very Secret Diary of Pippin Took

The Very Secret Diary of Meriadoc Brandybuck

The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, son of Arathorn

The Very Secret Diary of Boromir of Gondor

The Very Secret Diary of Legolas, son of Weenus

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. lovelyloey
    Mar 22, 2008 @ 00:12:40

    Slash fanfics wor.
    Read them some time ago.
    I think there’s a bunch of Harry Potter versions somewhere.

    nylusmilk: well, i’d imagine the person or people who wrote this have to be fans of lotr too, although with a wicked sense of humour! 🙂 or maybe they didn’t like it, hence the satire… anyway, it’s damn funny! and i’d love to read the harry potter ones.

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  2. raincoaster
    Mar 22, 2008 @ 16:25:10

    Yes, I read these online a long time ago. If you REALLY want a laugh, try looking up “The Fellowship of the Pants”. You will KILL yourself laughing.

    “Gondor has no pants. Gondor NEEDS no pants.” etc etc.

    nylusmilk: haha, that does sound funny. will look it up.

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