Archive for January, 2008

Smoke & Mirrors – Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman is a messy-haired white male author trapped in the body of an identical white male author with perhaps even less-tidy hair. His books and comics have won many awards. He thanks you for your offer of a comb but does not believe it would do any good. Despite being English, he lives more [...]

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Laugh at These Lewd Limericks

Check this site out for more naughty limericks!
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said “I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But [...]

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Kiddy-ish, But Book-ish Nonetheless

I love children’s books, and I’m a real sucker for accessories that show off my bookish side. I even had an amazing blog buddy made me a pair of book earrings!
So yeah, I’d wear stuff like this Dr. Seuss Queeners Girls T-Shirt

except that it’s for kids, and my body’s not very petite (even [...]

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Eight More Bookish Facts!

Tagged by aloireads, and as the nature of my previous tagged memes, I’ll put 8 bookish things about me.
1. I can read in moving cars and while I’m walking.
2. I used to read in the dark a lot (relatively dark, opposite the source of light in the room) which is why I [...]

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