Monthly Archives: January 2008

Smoke & Mirrors - Neil Gaiman

January 30, 2008 – 12:00 am

Neil Gaiman is a messy-haired white male author trapped in the body of an identical white male author with perhaps even less-tidy hair. His books and comics have won many awards. He thanks you for your offer of a comb but does not believe it would do any good. Despite being English, he lives more [...]

By nylusmilk | Posted in Books, Reviews, Unfinished Books | Comments (0)

Laugh at These Lewd Limericks

January 28, 2008 – 12:00 am

Check this site out for more naughty limericks!
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said “I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But [...]

By nylusmilk | Posted in Poetry | Comments (1)

Kiddy-ish, But Book-ish Nonetheless

January 26, 2008 – 12:00 am

I love children’s books, and I’m a real sucker for accessories that show off my bookish side. I even had an amazing blog buddy made me a pair of book earrings!
So yeah, I’d wear stuff like this Dr. Seuss Queeners Girls T-Shirt

except that it’s for kids, and my body’s not very petite (even [...]

By nylusmilk | Posted in Images | Comments (1)